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Ask Jefferson Jengaship 20X6!!!


Behold, the fangloriously gelatinous long-awaited return of the feature creature of the creature feature!

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Yeah, Batman didn't see it coming either. World's Greatest Detective my Aunt Gracy!

It's time to take this old favorite out for a spin!

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All the ladies need to hop in the Jengamobile with me for a spin around the block. Didja miss me? Didja? Didja-redo? REO Speedwagon?"

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Do the Jengaship rag, baby! They can take away our liquor, but, by Jingo, they can't take away our ragtime gals!

So I'm back, at the price of my own forum. So I figured I might as well bring back this popular feature from boards past (most notably homestarrunner.net and Lymph's old place).

Here's how it works. Ask Questions, or Ax them if you must. By virtue of my insanely large brain, I will answer them all in hillarious, pic-laden fashion. I'll try my best to answer them all, but if I start getting REALLY backed up, I'll stop answering the stupid ones.

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Why is that robot wearing boxer shorts?! It doesn't make any sense! What a bleak and horrible future! AAAGHHH!
Alternate Caption: For years, Bender had wondered how people could eat his shorts AND bite his shiny metal ass.

And yes, if you're real good, you'll get an alternate caption.

So let the questions come in droves. I'll be answering every weekday until I come up with all sorts of other cool features for my new forum!

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And remember: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!







Sidebar: I despise actual ninjas.

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Marinate on that for a minute.

You can call me Jefferson J. No wait, better make that J Jengaship.
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Dear JJ,
Why were you gone so long? Don't you like us anymore?

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Welcome back guy I've never met before!!!
Have some spam, Kermit! emoticon

I have a question for you...Who on earth though it would be a good idea to these guys a record deal?

http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html

I mean, I like a japanese guy dancing in his underwear as much as the next, but come on! its non-stop awesomenessiousity!

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JJ, will you cheer me up? I don't feel good.

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JJ, what's the best way to cure a headache?

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Dear JJ,
     How can I make this forum a better place for all?(Your ideas may or may not be used in the betterment of the aforementioned forum.)

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Queer Eye for the Jengeye.


Mothers lock up your daughters. Sons, lock up your mothers. Mothers and daughters, sneak me the key!

Jefferson Jenga and his question-answering ways are BACK!

No time to waste, so first question!

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Dear JJ,
Why were you gone so long? Don't you like us anymore?
-Carter



Hey Apple Cart. 'Course I still do. It's just that....well...and I'm embarassed to admit this...but some kid stole my library card!

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Yep, just call me Richie. Richie from Freehold.

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You little thievin' S.O.B.! You can't gallavant around the place like you're Jefferson Jengaship! So help me, if even ONE of those books is returned late...

So, naturally, I had to force feed him marshmallows until he looked a little something...like this.

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The costume, however, was his bright idea

But, of course, I felt guilty afterwards. After all, I am such a great guy. So I took the kid to the Club Med liposuction clinic...after retaking my Library Card, of course. But by the time I got there, the air was so clean and the water was so clear that I had to stay and relax for an 11 and 1/2 week vacation.

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C.M. is famous for its reasonable 11 and 1/2 week vacation packages.

But now I'm back and answering the next question.

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I have a question for you...Who on earth though it would be a good idea to these guys a record deal?

http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html

I mean, I like a japanese guy dancing in his underwear as much as the next, but come on! its non-stop awesomenessiousity!

-Motley Axeman



Well there Potsy, far be it from me to be critical and judgemental of other cultures, but MAN, this YATTA is obviously part of a subliminal spam-vertising campaign. Clearly, YATTA backwards is ATTAY. Now, this would be baffling if it weren't for the fact that English education in Japanese schools is notoriously bad. So, obviously, they meant "attack." They intend to frustrate us with annoyingly catchy pop crazes like Tamagotchi (which, I know, was like 10 years ago) and Pokemon (5) until we go mad and kill each other.

It's insideous and horrible. Next!!

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JJ, will you cheer me up? I don't feel good.
-The Seige of G



Dear Seigie,

Yeah, why not? Hm...let's see....I got just the thing...You wait right here!

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Everybody pretend like it's the 90's again! Shake what yo mama gave ya!
Alternate Cap: I miss Ally McBeal and her world's shortiest skirts. Come back Ally! Come back...oh never mind, like that hasn't been done before 12 katrillion times.

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JJ, what's the best way to cure a headache?



I decided to call in an expert on this one.

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Marie Antoinette Says: "So I told the rabble, 'Let them eat cake!' By which I meant bread. But then I got hungry for cake, by which I meant cake. But then I realized my girdle is so tight that I would never be able to fit zee cake in mah belly. So I went into the other room to get some help getting the damn thing off. The next thing I know, me and my family are being whisked off to the guillotine. But it's the damndest thing, next thing I know, my headache of 11 years is gone!"

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     How can I make this forum a better place for all?(Your ideas may or may not be used in the betterment of the aforementioned forum.)
-Carter the Two-Timer



Hey! No more two-timin' up in this piece! Only reason you can get away with it now is

a) it's the first time
2) you own the place
and

tree) you're gonna give me mod powers soon


But to answer your question, I'd starting giving out cash. That's bound to make you popular. Something like a 2 dollars bill every time someone comes to visit will make you stand out like Carol Mosely-Braun.

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The only thing foxier than her sexy looks is her stance on the tough issues!

Aside from bribery and foxiness, I don't have alot more feedback. I'll be sure to be the host with the most that can boast the most posts later on, though.

Before I head out, I'd like to share some words of wisdom from my African History professor, Dr. Maghan Keita.

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"I like you guys. I like you so much that I want to see each and every one of you here next semester. Which, incidentally, means none of you will be passing."

Ok, that's probably more of a paraphrase. He'd probably talk about the impact of political economy on the formation of polities and even on the formation of a history that denies certain peoples a cultural past, but I guess that's neither here nor there.

So until next time, go chew on some ragweed. That should be an entertaining way to pass the time. Entertaining, at least, for me.

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I've got a question for you JJ:

How can I make my web site more popular and cooler and stuff?
( http://www.B0Bo.cjb.net is where it's at)

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Tired of staring at a blank wall for entertainment?
Well then, head on over to ww.B0Bo.cjb.net! It's almost half as fun as staring at a blank wall!
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JJ! How do I get more people to give me more dollars?

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Dear JJ,
Who are nick and hannah?

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