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Registered: 08-2003
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This is the end: my only friend, the end


Frankly, this isn't as fun as it used to be. My heart isn't as into it, and this seems more like a chore than a pleasure. If someone else wants to start an "Ask" column, they have my blessing, but because I'm a man of my word, I'll answer the remaining questions.

I'm not saying I'll never bring this back, but don't hold your breath. Well, those of you I don't like can hold your breath.

quote:

Dear Geofferson Genga,
Why on earth did it take me so long to realize how much i missed you guys?



I place the blame squarely on tight pants.


quote:

Dear Mr. JJ,
do you like my new scarf? I sure do!

carter



What a wretched scarf! Frankly, I can't see how you galavant around in public like that!

quote:

Jefferson So Jenga And Mild,

What makes stickers get unsticky? Can I safely blame Jack Klugman, or should I wait until the heat is off?

-DGP



Silly boy, it's your own lack of faith that causes the stickers to falter. If everyone believed in the stick-to-it-ive-ness of stickers more, they'd stick for all time!

quote:

Dear Juicebox Jenga,
   Why does everyone and their mother insist that I go and see "Return of the King" with them? I don't want to sit in a movie theatre for three and a half hours for a stupid movie...Does that make me a bad person?

Yours-ever-so-jengy,
Cover Girl



You've got something better to do for three hours? I mean, I guess you could watch two crappy movies in that time. Or sit in front of your computer. Or deal with your relatives. Or watch the news and see what the world has become.

Yeah, suddenly three hours in a movie theater ain't so bad.

quote:

WHY won"t cOveR girI go to Lord of the Kings: Return of the Ring with me?! OK, bye.

Signed,
You're favorite Phil Harmonic in the WHOLE WORLD.



It might have something to do with cooties. I dunno, I'm not an Insectologist. Or a Scientologist.

quote:

Dear JJ,
Don't you, too, think CG is dumb for not seeing Return of the King?
signed,
Your lord and master,
carter



She is uttetly and immensly stupid. If Gandalf were here, he'd whack her on the head with his staff and say something like: "Three hours long, what rubbish! You have the patience of a Took and the odor of an orc! Get thee hence. The future is ours, Charles, not theirs."

Well, maybe not that last part.



And this is the last question for this incarnation of Ask JJ:

quote:

J to da J,

What's the best way to avoid having "Kick Me" signs put on your back? Is it safest just to trust no one?

H to da H



The answer, dear Heather, is state-mandated nudity. If clothes were abolished, everyone would know when people were trying to put stuff on their backs so people would stop trying. Sure, they're be the initial shudder factor for those of us who don't have the most flattering figures, but we'd all get used to it.

~~~~~~~

There you have it, gang. An old-school, pre-picture answer session of pure Jenga humor. But don't worry. I've got another project up my sleeve that the masses...and more importantly, I...am sure to enjoy!


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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