Isty Crawk
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"What they don't tell you is that there are different kinds of crap."
~ Dr. Roberts, talking about different kinds of experiments and which ones have been determined nearly useless
--- We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
~T.S. Eliot, 1943
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11/12/2004, 3:16 am
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Isty Crawk
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Double post, I know, but I just couldn't resist posting two quotes from my Abnormal Psych class today.
Dr. Roberts: "If you check MSNBC, it says that it's been found that marijuana use predisposes you for psychotic disorders."
(Class laughs nervously.)
Dr. Roberts: "You're all like, 'Oh !@#$!'"
Dr. Roberts: "I know, I sound like the evil Yoda."
--- We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
~T.S. Eliot, 1943
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12/2/2004, 1:58 pm
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B0Boman
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“Stop that infernal yodeling! You’re scaring the lobsters!”
-Darren of the band Crenshaw
--- "When life throws pies atchya, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!"
-Strong Bad
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1/19/2005, 12:45 am
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I have tons of these things. I think them up pretty much all day. Here's a few from a skit i wrote.
Sing-song- Used to have a baby, but its head popped off
Serious- then child services took away my other kid
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In space, no one can hear you fart *thutttt* ok never mind
Quit screwing around jimmy
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Its Ten O’clock, do you know where your child is? ‘Cause I do, and unless you give you one million dollars I’m not going to tell.
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A hermaphrodite. The only person who’s up for whatever goes down.
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Big glass of mayonnaise. A man’s drink.
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Swanson Brand Beef: Good for what ails ya, unless what ails ya is high cholesterol. In which case, its no help.
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Mr. Christie you make good cookies. Now please let me out of the van
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Like Syrup on pancakes, all slow and sexual
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“What are you on??”
“Turpin-tin why?”
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Steroids, the breakfast of champions
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Myrtle, the sexually confused turtle
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Milk, its what's for dinner: if your poor
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If fuzzy-wuzzy was a turtle, would anyone care that he didn’t have hair?
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!@#$ happens. And when it doesn't, Ex-lax
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The Wu-Tang Clan Stole My Cheese
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If you poo in all the colors of the rainbow, you've eaten to many lucky charms
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He’s been corpseified
You mean killed
That too
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I’m so hungry, I’d eat you, if I didn’t think you’d put up a fight.....*one eyebrow raises* Would you?
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*On Tv* Come on you apes, do you want to live forever?
*Me* If so, buy new Johnson-Brand Life insurances. Now, with free bug spray
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YoSoySean
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So I says to her I says "Rectum? Damn near herpes!"
-Waterman episode 2
--- Love,
The Artist Formerly Known as fhqwhgads.
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8/25/2005, 3:55 am
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TheCheatsNumberOneFan
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"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle byond the goblin city. Give back the child that you have stolen; for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me!"
you all know it!
--- "So I'm gonna have to jump...."
Possums.......
o-('_'Q)
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B0Boman
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"Everyone loves magical Trevor 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever! Look at him now, dissapearing the cow. Where is the cow, hidden right now."
-Weeble
--- "When life throws pies atchya, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!"
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8/25/2005, 7:54 pm
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YoSoySean
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"Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
- Robotic Chuck Norris in episode 7 of Waterman, in response to someone saying "jinx, you owe me a coke"
--- Love,
The Artist Formerly Known as fhqwhgads.
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8/25/2005, 8:16 pm
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